Sunday, October 28, 2012

BoO!!!!

I never understood the point to Halloween movies... all they ever did for me was not so much give me nightmares but made me scared to even leave the bed I was in or the couch I was on. I can remember many nights running from the couch to my bed and covering my head in quilt just so I could get to sleep. I am a chicken when it comes to stuff like that, I will admit it.
I really just dont like the unexpected. Give me a movie of nothing but gore and I can handle it but give me a movie where people jump out all of the time and I lose it. I always joked and said someone could make a movie, with nothing but ordinary people, like you and me, in plain clothes and just have them jumping out behind things and I would scream. I guarantee you I would have a hard time getting out of my bed in the middle of the night without looking around and swearing I hear things in the house. Too bad my bladder makes me get up at the moment!
I think I am just too analytical when it comes to some of these movies. People always told me that you should be scared of the ones that could really happen and not the ones that are stupid but indeed scare me the most of all. You cant tell me that  doll running around with a kitchen knife and kills people isnt going to scare you. The first time I even saw a scene from that was when I was little. It was sort of by accident. All of those shows come on around Halloween and I think I must have been flipping channels and there was it. And I actually remember having a conversation with my Kid Sister doll at the time. ( At this point, I did not know that the Chucky doll was based off the My Buddy doll, who I am guessing was Kid Sisters brother) I remember picking her up and telling her how much I loved playing with her but if she was going to kill me or anyone else, I would not be like that little kid. I would not continue to be her friend and I would have to do away with her. I dont think I ever played with her again after that night. And to come think about it. that may have given a doll reason to come to life... ooh Im glad I wasnt that smart back then!
And while we are on the stupidness of movies, why do people when getting chased always go to the one part of the house they cant escape. If I saw someone coming at me, my butt would be out that door and gone! I dont think I would go upstairs or into a closet or in a bathroom or downstairs where I couldnt get out. Thats what I mean by being too analytical. I just scream at the people for not thinking about it before they start to run. No matter where you hide, they are going to find you. And they are not going to have sympathy on you. They will kill you. So while you are sitting in that closet or bathroom waiting and praying not to be found, I am yelling at you through the screen. If you would have listened to me in the first place, you may be alive long enough to make at least 7 more sequels to the move you are in. I was watching the end of one of the Halloweens the other night ( yes like 5 minutes of it and I still freaked out trying to go to bed ) and the little girl hid in the attic in a coffin. Really? I guess you knew you were going to die so you go one and put yourself in a coffin? Geez people..
But I guess when it comes to the ultimate scary movie for me it has to be " It. " Why I have watched this, I will never know. I dont even know how I made it though it. Its a known fact that my sister and I are scared of clowns. This was waaay before I saw this movie. ( I dont even like Ronald McDonald! ) I remember not being able to ride my book past a storm drain and not go the other side of the road so his face wouldnt pop up with a balloon. And I couldnt look down the sink drain because I was afraid a balloon would pop up and burst with blood going everywhere. That move did it for me. Although the ending was pretty dumb, I cant watch even a minute of it to this day. I can take most Stephen King movies because a lot of them , now , are just dumb ( although Im pretty sure back then was creepy ).
So I hope everyone enjoys their Halloween and if you are into scary movies, then this is definitely your time of year! Happy Halloween everybody!

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