Cows have best friends

So my husband decided he would give this whole blogging thing a try. And he has done well. SUrprisingly.. lol. No he is an excellent writer. But his are nice and composed. Mine however he says are random. Well I am random so that makes sens. I figured I write about things that matter every now and then but then I aim to please and to make people smile and laugh. If I have learned anything since August it is to simply smile and laugh. And for you Reds fans, Brandon Phillips. That is all I have to say. So on that note here are some facts about smiling...

There are 19 different kids of smiles.

Women smile more than men.

Smiling will help you get promoted.

Humans can tell the difference between fake smiling and real smiling by looking at their eyes.

A person that studies laugher is a gelotologist.



And now some facts to MAKE you smile

Cows have best friends
 ( Moove got a friend in me )

Cows produce the most milk when listening to the song Everybody Hurts by REM
  ( Crying out the wrong end ? )

Worms communciate by snuggling
 ( On which end?)

Penguins have only one mate and "propose" by bringing them a pebble
( That pebble better have some bling!!)

A sloth only leaves the tree to use the bathroom
 ( Well at least they dont while they are the tree)

A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, IN
 ( Amy from Big Bang better watch out..)

At the time of your birth, you were once for a few seconds the youngest person on Earth.
 ( I did hold a record!! )

There ya go people!! KEEP SMILING!